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Pindah rumah liao

AceOne118 Dot Com — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:41:44 +0000

Kepada mereka yang belum tahu bahawa saya telah pindah rumah ke Yinsi Yat. Dulu saya ada buat post di-sini dalam bahasa England tapi masih lagi saya terima email suruh yang update blog ini. Untuk kemas terkini, tekan link Yinsi Yat tu, boleh?

Before and After Marriage

AceOne118 Dot Com — Sun, 18 May 2008 18:41:09 +0000

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there…
After marriage.
Baling here… baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
‘You die, up to you. ‘
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love’
After wedding
‘you get on my nerves.

Before wedding
‘you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella’
After wedding
‘you are worse than godzila’

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I’m stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don’t know whether katak or biawak

Muahahahahaha!!!

Random pictures

AceOne118 Dot Com — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:31:41 +0000

I love to see these kind of pictures. Got this from friend and like to share it with you. If you haven’t known yet, I have got a new blog at Yinsi Yat Dot Com. Hehehehe. Hope you can update my new URL link. Tenkiu.

Which one do you like most?

Visit me there.

AceOne118 Dot Com — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:16:55 +0000

This blog has moved to www.yinsiyat.com.

The RK House

AceOne118 Dot Com — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:44:41 +0000

I was deleting some old files and found this. Maybe some of you have already seen or heard this before. We Malaysian normally will go to our favorite “mamak” shop to have our daily teh tarik, roti canai , nasi goreng, mee goreng etc. Malaysian way of life, people normally hang out with friends at the mamak shop to talk about many other things including watching football at the big screen. It usually opens 24 hours. When you often to your favorite mamak shop, surely you’ll make friends with them. All mamak shops are Halal. They won’t sell pork. One fine day, 2 friends decided to disturb this poor mamak guy.

Mamak - Indian Muslim

Teh tarik - Tea

Roti canai - Bread

Nasi goreng - Fried rice

Mee goreng - Fried noodles

Halal - No pork

nopork

A little magic

AceOne118 Dot Com — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:34:56 +0000

I found this little magic house and wish to share it with you. I have been trying to ask JB Benn and Chris Korn, the two of the hottest magicians from Mondo Magic about how to go about this trick unfortunately they’re in India now. They’re also good buddies. MONDO MAGIC follows their amazing adventures as they travel to different cities performing magic and meeting up with the greatest magicians alive. How come they never visit Malaysia while they’re in Singapore?

Anyway, back to this little magic house.

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE.

Ways to get rid of Telemarketers

AceOne118 Dot Com — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:20:06 +0000

I get sick and tired of getting calls from telemarketers especially when I’m in lalaland. It’s Sunday for god sake! Don’t know how they are so smart can get my hand-phone numbers. (A check with a friend who is doing telemarketing job says they got it from credit card company wan). They represent their company usually from a hotel giving you “free” 2 days 3 night stay at their hotel. Where got so big pigeon flying around giving free things. Sure there must be a catch perhaps asking you to sign up for something. Normally, I use these ways to get rid of them. If you got this type of call you can try it also! hahaha

1. Pretend you don’t speak English/Malay.

2. Burst into tears when money is mentioned. (for ladies sure work wan)

3. Ask if the deal is good for all your personalities.

4. Tell them you’ll accept their offer if they can guess your color of underwear. -(diswan I like!)

5. Repeat everything they say in the form of a question.

6. As soon as they identify themselves, say, “You guys are still in business? Well, I guess the bomb has another 30 seconds.”

7. Tell them you are in oversea now.

8. DIU! JUST HANG UP THE DARN PHONE LOR…MUAHAHAHAA

Reason I don’t take LRT/Commuter Train.

AceOne118 Dot Com — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:13:41 +0000

I know that some of you guys do take LRT/Commuter train to go to work and for travelling convenient. If you do, MY ADVISE is do not see the video. I said before that I do not know how to board a LRT train in my old blog. Sure there must be a first time right? Yes in deed a blogger named Nyonyapenang dragged me into my first LRT trip from Kelana Jaya to KLCC long time ago. Hahahaha….niamah I was looking high and low for the bell to press upon reaching KLCC. Anyway, I prefer driving-lah wei

LRT /Commuter train USERS beware! “Ching Ming” festival is coming soon that is on the 4th of April. (The Ghost gate officially open for a month) and I know that “someone” is going back there!!!!! Want to know why I dislike taking LRT train? To know more, see video at own RISKS. Anyone know where is this station?

NOTE: SEE LEDI DON’T COME AND SCOLD ME, WOKEH? YOU OWNSELF CLICK WAN!!!

Monday Blues Test!

AceOne118 Dot Com — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:06:25 +0000

Many at times, peoples are not so keen to start working on Monday. WHY? It is because their mind is still back home thinking of their bed. They also missed their nice aroma pillow with “world map” on it created by their own saliva or maybe perhaps they’re still over-dosed from their Sunday’s beer session. So today, to start off your day, Yinsi got some questions for you to keep your mind up and running as normal as you usually be. Hehehe…here goes .

Question 1

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

This sound a little bit ‘mou liu’ but stop and think about it decide on your answer before scrolling down south. No cheating ya!

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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Question 2

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say, Open the refrigerator and put in the elephant then close the refrigerator door?
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Wrong Answer lah!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. Wakakaka!!!

Before I jump back onto my bed let me ask you another 2 questions.

Question 3

The lion king is hosting an animal ~~party~~ conference. All the animals attended except one. Which animal didn’t attend? Think! think hard. No cheating please.

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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there remember? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Now wake up please!! Muahahahaha…

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Question 4

There is a river you must cross but it is used by ~~kokodile~~ crocodile and you do not have a boat. How on earth do you manage it?

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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across lor? Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference Meeting mah. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Conclusion: According to Yinsi mia survey around 90% of you got it wrong but I tested these same question my nephews and nieces, they got several correct answers.

New Edison Chen nude collections surfacing?

AceOne118 Dot Com — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:41:43 +0000

Sometime last month I talked about the aftermath nude pictures of Edison Chen with several young starlets which were posted and circulated across the internet. According to some blog which I have read, there were thousands of them in his laptop. When the dust starting to die down, I don’t know if it is true that new pictures are surfacing again. Among other are Shu Qi and Jolin. Don’t get disappointed if you can’t find it here. I’m looking forward to see it. hehehehe.