ATT000301

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there…
After marriage.
Baling here… baling there..

ATT000332

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
‘You die, up to you. ‘
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

ATT000363

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!

ATT000332

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love’
After wedding
‘you get on my nerves.

ATT000425

Before wedding
‘you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella’
After wedding
‘you are worse than godzila’

ATT000456

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I’m stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

ATT000363

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

ATT000425

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don’t know whether katak or biawak


Muahahahahaha!!!