Today AceOne going to tell you all one nice mia stori la. My friend AhBoon now he “ho say leow”. He now kaya ledi and he has built his own mansion ledi in Cyberjaya. Beside having this mansion he is also loaded with vitamins $$$, piao mei’s(kway) , luxury cars like marsili, porsche, stocks etc. Anything he wanted oso got wan la.

So in order to celebrate his success hor one day he open one bloggers party la inviting all his kakis go his mansion babi q, makan-minum and tok kok ! Only thing hor this “sin gin nah” damn ego wan because he filled his swimming pool with crocodiles wan. Tiu anot liddat!!!

While everybody was syiok..syiok eating and drinking by the poolside, suddenly AhBoon climbed up the lifeguard tower standing up there and all his blogger friends looked at him puzzle la!! What the fark he is doing up there. AhBoon called for complete silence and he posed some questions la.

Ahboon: Anyone who dare swims across my pool will get all my money! Wan anot?

Bloggers: All looking in the pool and no one dare to move!!!

AhBoon: OK, anyone that swim across my pool gets all my money and all my piao mei!!!

Bloggers: Oi!! got crocodile worr!!! Who so sohai wan to jump inside ler!!!

Dis time Ahboon tulan ledi because no one atcherly dare to take his challenge and he increase his stake and said ;-

AhBoon: OK then, the first person who dare to swim across my swimming pool gets all my money, all my piao mei, including my marsili and porsche!!! Who wan to try jek??

Bloggers: Up to now still no one dare to make a move and not even an eye blinks this time.

AhBoon: Spoke out loudly!!! Still no body wan to try ka?? Nabeh!!! Okay lar..”wa boh pian la” Wa ho lu lang suma la. Dis time wa hor last call liao!!!! I’ll gip all my money, all my piao meis, all my stocks, my marsili, my porsche including this mansion!!!! Chun anot????

SUDDENLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MCH!!! KNN!!!!

Got the “Splash” sound !!!! Someone’s is in the pool !!!!! Crocodiles are all over him. He is fighting and dodging for his life, he rolls over like Tarzan, he is all over place….crocodile coming !! At last, this guy managed to gets out of the pool on the other side. AhBoon quickly jumps down from the tower and runs over to him.

Look see….look see …it was hamhai Lin Peh!!!

That was incredible!! I never thought I would ever see that done again! Do you want the money, my piao meis, my stocks, my marsili, my porsche and my mansion now?

Lin Peh: Muka flush ledi… I dowan..I dowan!!!! I dowan your things..

AhBoon looked at Lin Peh and said, ” Well what the hell do you want then???

Lin Peh: I wan that farker who pushed me in the pool!!!